I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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