dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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