I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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