i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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