think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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