Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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