thus making me awesome and them whores
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
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