Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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