Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
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