Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I deserve this hangover.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
You can make out without kissing
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