My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Randomize
