Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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