It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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