so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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