i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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