Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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