have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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