Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Why is there bacon in the couch?
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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