it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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