Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
tonight lets celebrate not being married
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Randomize
