How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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