Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
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