I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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