Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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