Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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