Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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