Don't you send me to vm
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
my being single is dangerous.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Randomize
