Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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