My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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