found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
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