Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
