no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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