Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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