Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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