Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
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