I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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