Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
How external is "for external use only"?
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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