why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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