I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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