No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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