I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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