How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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