Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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