never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
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