Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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