it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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