Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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