Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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