i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
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