I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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