Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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