I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
