What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Mom said you looked used
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Randomize
