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To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
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